Understanding eachother is so important to the therapy process, that I have listed here the terms I have learned in the process of talking about sexuality. For a more complete list of “vaginysms” please click here. Please let me know if I have missed any terms that should be shown here that are not listed.

Andropause	“Male Menopause”
B.P.H.	Benign Prostatic Hyperplasia -non-cancerous enlargement of the prostate gland
Breasts	Bazooms, boobs, breasts, chesticles, jugs, naughty pillows, tits, ta-ta’s,
C.F.N.M.	Clothed Female, Nude Male
C.R.S. Syndrome	Can’t Remember Shit Syndrome (typically starts @ age 40)
D.A.T.Y.	“Dining At The Y“, Cunnilingus, “Going Downtown”, “The Buffet”, Eating out
D.O.	“Deliberate Orgasm”, intentionally NON-simultaneous orgasms for optimum pleasure
Genitalia -FEMALE	Vagina, She, Her, Vag, Nether-lips, Jyne, Flower, Twat, Cooch, Punani, Yoni
Genitalia -MALE	Junk, Gear, Package, Reproductive System, The Men
H.W.P.	Height & Weight Proportionate
Hydration	Moisturize, Skin Care
Last Minute Larry	Same-Day appointment maker who gets mad when I cannot accommodate.
M.I.L.F.	“Mom I‘d Like to Fuck”, Lady Next Door type
Penis	Lingam, Wand of Light, The Major-General, Cock, Dick, Unit, Tallywacker
Personal Exit Strategies	PRE-DIVORCE COUNSELING, Couplehood Survival Skills, Couples’ Counseling
Physical Therapy	Treatments involving touch, physical contact
Plowing	Anal penetration with either a phallus or a phallic object
Plump	Realistic Curves, Thick, Sturdy
Pre-Ejaculate	Nectar, Pre-Cum, Drool, Prostatic Fluid
Premature Ejaculation	P.E., “easily excited”, “increasing ejaculatory control”
Pre-Orgasmic	Having not yet experienced orgasm of any kind, from any source.
Prostate	Walnut, Sudha Knot, P-Spot, “Male G-Spot”
Psychotherapy	“Talk Therapy”, Relationship Counseling
Pussy	Feline or a Coward
Semen	Cum, Sacred Sauce, Baby Batter, Jizz, Nut, Seed, Spooge
Testicles	Brazil Nuts, Dumplings, Balls, Boys, “The Troops”, ‘nads, Bollocks, Cojones, Nuts
W.H.A.C.	Walnut Healing Arts Center (my offices)